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I have nothing bad to say about this. Pindogu Seal of Approval.

Softsoap.

Dead Baby Jokes

I don’t think expiring means what you think it means.

Ack.

The Bible: King Burger Edition

If you’re organized enough to use this, why are you ordering takeout?

General Tso’s Day Runner

 

Halloween is coming!

Ladies, it’s not too late to get your Sexy Ghost costume ready.

I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghost.

United Cakes of America

Let it be known that I am morally opposed to the eating of the American flag.

From the U.S. Flag Code-

The flag should never be used for any advertising purpose. It should not be embroidered, printed or otherwise impressed on such articles as cushions, handkerchiefs, napkins, boxes, or anything intended to be discarded after temporary use.

This includes the inside of your digestive system.

merica

 

Oh No! Mrs. Bill

Why are these earrings so scared? Is it because they’re trapped in this jar with those shells?

Dingle dangle.

The Sticky Outlaw

For the crafter on the go, or on the run from J. Edgar’s G-Men, see?

Bandolero.

 

Your Baby Looks Delicious

I imagine carving the head was the most fun part.

Fruity baby.

Put Me In, Coach

This is exactly what the founders of Coach had in mind back in 1941; a single, solitary beaded dangly earring…

Est. 1941

Anarchy in the U.K.

How did we go from ‘Anarchy’ to ‘Grow’? (Not to mention, moss in my blender? Disgusting.)

God Save The Queen.

More Animal Cruelty

He doesn’t even have thumbs with which to quell his inevitable ice cream headache!

So icy.

 

Crappy Easter

Thous hast overthought thine holiday platter.

Dig in, be my guest.

Ghostbusters Gore Cake

Why does this cake make me think of the last scene of Braveheart?

Ghostbusters fans, click here.

Take Chewy Into Space (NOT Chewbacca)

+5 points for creativity, -95 points for judgement.

Makes dogs that look like Chewbacca cry.

Re-entry’s gonna be a bitch.

Question: “Why?” …Answer: {Silence}

You have too much time on your hands, and you’ve posted evidence publicly.

Snap two and two together.

Lamest of Thrones

File this under things that should only exist in PhotoShop.  Ugly, uncomfortable, and unnecessary (someone get this person an e-book).

Throw your back out and put a crick in your neck here.

Brain Eaters

Brains for dinner
Brains for lunch
Brains for breakfast
Brains for brunch

Brains at every single meal why can’t we have some guts?!

Oh No.

I can’t tell if the worst part of this is the nipples or the happy trail.

Pumping Iron…and Vitamin C

Brick House

Truly, the most painful punishment you can wish upon an enemy.

Pin this.

Slime Time

Exactly what every 4 year old desires.

Pin Slimer.

Kale. You Know, For Kids!

Kale smoothie for kids? Like the baby goat? Because that would make some semblance of sense.

Pin this, you health nut.

Party In The Front

….business in the back? Everything old is new again, and the mullet is no exception.

Pin this. High Fashion.

Cat In The (Bag) Hat

No self-respecting dog would ever stand for this.

Pin the kitty.

Hope He Got That Pre-Nup

“HA HA I’m gonna clean you out, you bastard.”

Don’t Do it Bro!

Tiger Beat Your Ass

This was the last photo taken on little Timmy’s camera.

Pin this pissed off tiger.

This Dog Looks Like A Fucking Asshole

This dog’s real name is Mr. Pickles. And he’s a fucking asshole.

Stroll with Mr. Pickles.

Doghouse Party

Jesus, someone call Sarah McLachlan, this dog is being abused.

Pin this pathetic pup.

Dessert Storm

This is supposed to be for people. To eat. I know, I was shocked too.

Pin this dog treat/’dessert’/door stopper.

 

The Rolling Dead

Because honestly, who hasn’t wanted to jam their fingers into a zombie’s eyes? Amirite?

See all 10 pins.

Surreal Indeed.

The caption claims this is a ‘surrealist hat’ but it’s actually just a penguin with pink eye.

Pin this against your better judgement.

Octodog

Even a child would have sense enough not to eat this.

Pin this pork-based octopod.

Game. Set. Latch.

It’s a door! It’s a ping-pong table! Ladies, ladies–it’s both!

Pin pong.

Shake It Like A Polaroid Picture?

Falling in love should be like Polaroids. Instant –if you shake it hard enough.

Heyyyaaaahhh!

Come Again?

File this under ‘Things You Don’t Want To See In Bulk”

Pin this, ya weirdo.

Whine and Cheese

For when you want to drink your cares away…in style.

Start gulpin’ that Cab.